Give him a beer and the opportunity to write his book about nothing and he’ll be a happy man

In his family, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree; his father was a planner for 30 years. If he could gain a new skill in 10 minutes, it would be fluency in Spanish. The fictional place he’d most like to visit is the Great Gatsby mansion. If you’re conversing with him, you’d better make sure you’re paying attention. He digs ‘60s and ’70 rock and any ice cream loaded with brownie chunks. If he could eat only one thing for the rest of his life it would be Beef Bourguignon, and if it was a cartoon character he’d have to share it with, it would be Bugs Bunny. He’s the OG.