If you need to know an airport code, she can probably help you; would bring back parachute pants given the option

‘80s hair band loving grammar Gestapo is not too picky when it comes to cocktail selection. She’s an equal opportunity imbiber. She sports one tattoo (so far) and prefers spring over any other season. If she had the ability to travel to another period, she’d visit the 1920s. Chocolate Raspberry Truffle ice cream is her jam and she’s been told she looks like Debra Winger, Helen Hunt, and Kelly LeBrock… probably by drunk people. If she were describing her job to children (or coworkers), she’d simply say “I write things”. And never, ever mispronounce “nuclear” in her presence.